Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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