You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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