Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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