If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize