Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
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