it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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