I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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