You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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