it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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