so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Randomize
