worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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