She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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