shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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