At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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