Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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