theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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