Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
The feeling are messing with the penis
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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