Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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