Ambien. No doubt about it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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