when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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