I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Boobs speak an international language.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Randomize
