I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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