that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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