My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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