I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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