How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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