I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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