i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
sex in a hospital.. check
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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