I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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