My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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