I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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