never play flip cup with pint glasses
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
God, I missed his penis.
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