I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
You took a bar mat shot.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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