i need an iv and a liver transplant
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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