But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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