if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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