I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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