I skipped work to stalk him.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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