I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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