I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I CAN MOONWALK!
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
