Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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