i can't believe i had my finger in that
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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