Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and she was petting her beer can
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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