smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
