Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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