my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
barbara walters just said penis...
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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