you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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