just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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