I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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