hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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