what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
PANTIES FOUND
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
