carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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