Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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