So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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