I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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